Monday, August 10, 2009

Sarah Palin to Medical School

Erstwhile Alaska Gov and John McCain running mate Sarah Palin shown wearing a latex glove she’s just used to perform a digital rectal exam on a surprised supporter. “I believe in responsible health care for all Alaska’s citizens,” she pronounced, at the same time she told the red-faced woman that she should have a prostate biopsy.

Palin, who recently lamented that her parents and baby with Down Syndrome will have to step in front of a “death panel” under President Obama’s health care bill, has yet to reveal her future plans, but one can only assume she’s headed for medical school where, in all likelihood she’ll specialize in 'foot in mouth' disease.

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