Sunday, May 13, 2012

Ode to Willard “Mitt” Romney

Sung to the Bob Dylan classic, “Blowin’ in the Wind”
How many roads must a Mormon man walk
Before he finds his way ?
How many times must this rich man change
Before his final say?
Yes, how many times must the man take a stance
Before he changes his mind ?
The answer my friend is, he’s blowin' in the wind
The answer, he’s blowin' in the wind.
Yes, how many years can a Morman man last
Before he sees the light ?
Yes, how many years can some people persist
Before they feel he’s a blight ?
Yes, how many times can a man turn his head
Pretending he just doesn't see ?
The answer my friend is, he’s blowin' in the wind
The answer, he’s blowin' in the wind.
Yes, how many times must a man change his mind
Before he can seem quite absurd ?
Yes, how many stands must one man have
Before his message is slurred ?
Yes, how many groans will it take till he knows
That not many people believe ?
The answer my friend is, he’s blowin' in the wind
The answer, he’s blowin' in the wind.
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Mitt "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt" Romney said last Monday, "I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back." Romney has set a new standard for flip flopping, one that casts serious doubts about his character. In honor of Romney's latest flip, I dedicate the above song.


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